Thursday, June 16, 2011

TOP KCSE PERFORMERS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW

8-4-4 elite (part 1)
This post is special. By now I haven’t got a title for it.  First, because this is my first post using Ms Office 2010 professional. Yawa! Got a cracked full version from my strath pal. But that’s just a by the way. What makes its special is the content, the starring characters in this piece and their greatness. Not a drop, a whole bottle of it. But more special to me is how it will inspire you.
I hinted to you that this post is inspired by Keriako Tobiko. Yeah that’s right, the guy Kenyans want to roast so that he won’t prosecute them later. His peers have also been stripped nude in the eyes of the public. This is a compliment in fact because what they have undergone has no expression (that studded guy being asked if he was gay by a woman was a deep insult. Even gays are not asked if they are gay. The question is, Are you straight? Period). Let’s leave that for another day.
As you may not know, Keriako Tobiko was the top performer in the National Examinations in 1985. Thanks to Hon. Mwakwere for this info by the way. From there he rose to hold one of the highest office in the country, THE CHIEF PUBLIC PROSECUTOR. Now he is waiting to be confirmed as the first person to hold the office of THE DIRECTOR OF PUBLIC PROSECUTION. I don’t know what is the difference but Kenyans ordered change and this is what we were served. Keriako’s achievements brings me to my question, Where do all this top achievers who bring joy to their school and community in late February and early March go to and what are they now? I did my own research and here is the few I got from google and linkedin. Thanks also to kenya47 and Kenayproffesionals. GREATNESS.
Dr. naeem samnakay (1989) - alliance high school
He did what none has ever done, to my knowledge. He came top in KCPE when it pioneered in 1985 and went on to be top of the Elite when the first KCSE result was announced in 1989. He proved that none was greater than him in the new 8-4-4. He went on to study medicine Harvard under a scholarship and is currently a subiaco pediatric surgeon and urologist in Australia. He has won the prestigious “Sir Edwards Hughes Memorial Clinical Research Prize in Surgery in the year 2004. Not much of him is found on the web, considering his profession. His classmate was Mugo Kibati who was also among the Elite performers of KCSE 1989 and he went on to study electrical engineering in Moi University and later a leadership program in MIT. Now he is the Director General of Kenya Vision 2030 Secretariat.
Shahir Salyani (1989)-alliance high school
He was also the best in pioneer KCSE but Dr. Samnakay stole the thunder from him. He received a full scholarship from MIT to study Electrical Engineering and proceeded to earn an MBA from the prestigious MIT Sloan School of management. His thirst for education earned him another MBA from University of Pennsylvania Wharton School of business. He first worked as a growth strategist at Milliken Inc USA before being appointed the director corporate development at Kinetic Concepts Inc. in San Antonio, Texas, USA. He is currently the senior director, corporate development at the same company.

Also worth a Google are Dennis Ouma who completed his undergraduate through PhD under 8 years and John Gachora Mburu recommended his principal Mr. Khaemba to be acknowledged by MIT for the distinguished teachers awards not forgetting Kigen Kandie who owns a company known as Mobile Planet Limited in Puerto Rico.

FRED WERE (1990)-STAREHE BOYS CENTRE
As a result of his performance he got a full scholarship to study medicine in Harvard University. He is currently a Medical researcher in the US. That’s all I found about him. But his peers who appeared in VOK that year are also worth a Google. They are Waiyaki Buliro who studied in Northeastern University in the US and is now a Business analyst at Amica Mutual Insurance in Boston, Peter Orondo who studied in MIT and now owns a computer and network security consultant company in Boston called Acclaim Consulting Group Inc. and Chris Macharia who is the Configuration Manager at Fidelity information Services, Houston.

Humphrey wattanga (1991) alliance high school
Briefly studied medicine in University of Nairobi after his O levels but was unfortunately cut short due to frequent strikes as politicians used students to champion their fight for multiparty democracy. But a blessing in disguise he proceeded to Harvard on a full scholarship to pursue Health Science. He then moved to Wharton school of business where he got his MBA. He was the first recipient of Hope Unity Award Scholarship on May 8 in the year 2000. . He is currently a managing Partner, Extra Dimension Consulting in Johannesburg, South Africa. Worth a Google is Samuel Chasia who owns Bushfire Capital Management in New York

Gilbert tengetta (1992) MANG’U HIGH SCHOOL
Not much is known of him apart the university which he went to which is University of South California and his profession, an engineer and researcher.

Kaniaru wacieni (1993) alliance high school
He got his undergraduate in Harvard, an honors degree in Economics and later an MBA in the Harvard School of Business. He is now an investment banker at CS First Boston in Massachusetts, USA. Somebody told me he has ever worked in Wall Street but I could not clarify it. He has a blog www.capitalisable.blog132.fc2.com and has written articles for Havard University.. Ephraim Olweny is worth a Google as he was not only a top performer in 1993 but went on to top all his units in his undergraduate Biological Science degree. He practices Medicine.

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Sunday, June 12, 2011

BEST KENYAN DATA BUNDLES: jobe’s theory


BEST KENYAN DATA BUNDLES: jobe’s theory
When I got my Ideos, the most affordable Smartphone in Kenya, and the 600 MB data which safaricom offered, I thought I would last with it for 60 days or so. With my java phone, I had been using 5MB which lasted for more than 24 hrs. So the 5 dozen days were the least I expected to use them. But after 2 weeks I had consumed all of them. For sure I had underestimated the capabilities of the Smartphone. 86% of the applications on it depend on internet usage. I was happy later when I was told the bundle was to last for a month only. I later learnt that the sole purpose of the intelligent cons at safaricom was to encourage more Kenyans to join the data market of which most will join them because they have the only 3G network (Orange lies to Kenyans when they say they have 3G+ which instead is CDMA EVDO. They should be sued. Lol).
So I wanted to buy another 600MB bundles till I heard the price Safaricom sold it at. 1000/=. I normally use the Orange modem on my PC and the prices were fairly affordable. My most popular bundle was the 200MB for 250 bob. Below am going to compare for you the different Data bundles among the 4 providers.
BUNDLE
SAFARICOM
AIRTEL
ORANGE
YU
`25MB
20
50
50 for 50MB
9
100MB
250 for 80MB
100
150
250
200MB
500
250 for 300MB
250
500 for 250MB
600MB
1000
N/A
450 for 400 MB
100
1.5GB
2000
2000 for 2GB
2200 for 4GB
400

There are also unlimited data plans provided by all but safaricom.
PERIOD
AIRTEL
ORANGE
YU
1 day
50

40
1 Week
300
1000
800 for 2weeks
1 month
3250

1000
Note: I have rounded off the figures for those who are cheated by ‘psychological selling’.

This brings me to my sole purpose of writing this post. I have come up with a theory which will enable you effectively choose one. Let’s call it JOBE’S THEORY.
If you are to choose bundles, let not your determinant factor be speed, but let it be the cost. This is because the bundles will perform the same function no matter how long it takes. For example, let’s say you are downloading The Nino Brown Story which is about 100MB. Safaricom will download it in less than hour due to its 3G capabilities while orange in less than 2 hours or so while Yu and Airtel will download in over 4 hours. However after 4 hours we will all have the album but Yu subscribers will be sh.900 richer than safaricom subscribers. Get it? Some of you may argue about watching you tube videos. But why watch them when you can download (idm and YouTube downloader) them even on your phone with ‘tube mate’.  I bet none of you stream live TV shows with limited bundles unless you are of Uhuru Kenyatta’s caliber. NOTE: WHEN OPENING PAGES LIKE FACEBOOK AND YAHOO MAIL THEY OPEN AT MORE OR LESS THE SAME SPEED WHEN USING ANY PROVIDER.
However when choosing unlimited data plans, please consider the speed. Yu is a bit faster than airtel. Airtels sucks. BIG! Its flow is not consistent. There is a time that it normally transmits 0 bytes for minutes and in numerous occasions it disconnects itself. Yu is virtually unlimited since its daily unlimited only gives you 300mb while its weekend unlimited gives you only 400MB. UNLIMITED DATA PLANS ARE GOOD FOR THOSE WHO DOWNLOAD TORRENTS AND STUFF.
My conclusion is that the bundle which is Winning is the 600mb data bundle for YU which only goes for a bamba 100. Ya YU nkt.

PS.
WE HAVE NO ZUQU OR ACCESS KENYA IN ELDORET.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

TOP EARNING ENGINEERING CAREERS ACCORDING TO CNNMONEY.COM

1. Petroleum engineering
2. chemical engineering
3. Mining engineering
4. Computer engineering
5. Computer science
6. Electrical engineering
7. Mechanical engineering
8. Industrial engineering
9. Systems engineering
10. Engineering technology
11. Actuarial science
12. Aeronautical engineering

GAY ASPECT FROM THE BIBLE

To clear the air on the gay matter, here is a research from the Holy Bible about this issue. First, God does not tolerate this. In leviticus 18:22 it says, 'do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable'. Moreover, in leviticus 20:13 it says ' if a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death...........' One may argue that Jesus came to clean the old testament laws but the gay matter is also condemned in the new testament. In 1 corinthians 6:9 it says ' ..... Neither the sexual immoral ......... Nor homosexual offenders ..........will inherit the kingdom of God. So the scientist who said he had found the gay gene should consider to be dumb since his intelligence is not helping him. We all are fearfully n wonderfully made.